Water Ape

Dear Readers!

Since i understand you are merely interested in the recent scientific facts regarding the water ape, here's an update.

Mrs Elaine Morgan have continued her thorough studies and have new surprising facts to report! The water ape is now completely accepted by the scientific community. This since Mrs Morgan has found new proof thanks to her diggings in the Rift Valley area. The latest finding is of an infant "boy". The remains of the juvenile humanoid is located surprisingly near fish bones, primely from tuna and perch (sea species).

By telephone report from Mombasa, Mrs Morgan says she is very happy and celebrating with local "delicatessen".